i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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