dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
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And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
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He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
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