I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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