Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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