Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
Randomize
