Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
Randomize
