So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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