i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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