I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
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It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
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I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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