Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
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That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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