Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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