i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
I'm not really that drunk, but I think vampires should glow in the dark because otherwise it's just unfair
Found more tequila
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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