i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
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