you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
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