So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
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A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
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I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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