i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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