You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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