last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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