dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
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This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
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Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
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