The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
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she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
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Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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