After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Green mimosas i think yes
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
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