Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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