Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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