nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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