if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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