I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
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We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
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I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
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