There was a ginger baby in the car next to me. I almost totaled my car into the center divide.
I tried to assassinate the ginger baby
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
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dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
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I'm just so full of love and alcohol
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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