What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
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my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
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I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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