your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
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