she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
The feeling are messing with the penis
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
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