It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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