I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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