It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
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If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
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Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
The dick lei will go down in squad history
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