Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
