She went from zero to smokin in five shots
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
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