dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
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I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
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His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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