i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
I enjoy the company of your penis
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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