Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
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He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
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We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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