Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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