i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
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I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
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WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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