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• (817): View more from Texas

  i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole

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• (416): View more from Ontario

  I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.

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• (863): View more from Florida

  If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.

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• (516): View more from New York

  Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."

  (301): View more from Maryland

  That wasn't a compliment.

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...

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  Happy Fourth.

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw

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• (705): View more from Ontario

  its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like

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