Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
I am spending my child support on dildos
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
I would fuck him just for his dog
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
Never joke about your clitoris.
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