when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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