Umm I'm too high to move.
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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