do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
Randomize
