Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
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