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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch

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• (845): View more from New York

  Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?

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  We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...

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• (716): View more from New York

  I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.

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• (478): View more from Georgia

  Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.

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• (409): View more from Texas

  I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever

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