How drunk are you??
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
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Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
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But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.