Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
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Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
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And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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