Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
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my cup is half full, half full of rum.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
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I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
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