So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
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