i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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