Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
I stole a fireplace last night.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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