just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
You coming home soon, man?
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At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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