I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Randomize
