dude i'm inner monologue high
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
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