Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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