Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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