I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
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